In related news, President Barak Obama announced that the current financial crisis was the fault of ink manufacturers. While declining to explain specifically what part they played, he did indicate that by their not producing enough green ink, which could then be placed on little slips of paper and used to pay for goods and services, a financial crisis was caused. He assured us that the bright minds in the government were hard at work solving it.
Finally, the Big Three Detroit auto makers have announced in an interview that the current energy crisis is the fault of American highway developers. While declining to explain specifically what part they played, they did indicate that current highways led to inefficient vehicles. They assured us that the bright minds in the Auto Industry were hard at work solving it. Their proposal, involving a cross-country system of highways that would all go downhill, and allowing motorists to coast to their destinations, would save billions of dollars in gas each year.
