Confusing For Bucks: Behold the Lowly Toilet Paper

Got a product that the same as thousands of others?

Worried how to make it stand out?

You don’t always HAVE to – just look at the roll of toilet paper in your bathroom.

While there is a bit of difference from brand to brand, they basically are all the same.

However, go shopping for it sometime, and you’ll be surprised how different the varieties of toilet paper are.

For example:

  • Some rolls are physically smaller (that is, if you stood them on the counter they would be shorter).
  • Some are double rolls, some are single (however, start counting how many sheets there are in a single or double roll, and you’ll realize ‘double’ is a marketing ploy only).
  • Some are multi-ply, while others are single.
  • Some are fancier (quilting, for example), while others aren’t.

In fact, I guarantee if you go into the toilet paper aisle of your local store, you’ll need a calculator to figure out which is REALLY a good deal, based on sheets used.

But wait – it gets better: some paper sheds lint, while others rip easily (and inconveniently), so number of sheet isn’t the whole issue.

And of course comfort is involved – if you have a preferred kind, you’ll stick with that likely no matter the price.

But the catch is this: if a commodity as generic as toilet paper can have this much variety, ANYONE can differentiate a product.

Just find a key feature that you can focus on – and aim for a home run. Because if toilet paper can confuse us with the choices, then ANY product is fair game!

Join And Win – Can Contests Build Up Your Blog Traffic?

Success breeds success – and one example of that is the ‘JohnCow.com‘ competition on their blog.

And no, this isn’t JohnChow.com, which makes about $30,000 a month – this is a site making a play off the name (and possibly getting traffic from the misspelling).

Nonetheless, I’ve been watching the site for some time – and watched the $3,000 in prizes rise to $27,000 currently.

So it works – and the question is, can YOU use a similar system to succeed?

Frankly, contests are good way to get attention.

And as the attention comes in, people offer products to get noticed. In the end, it becomes self-perpetuating – after all, you MIGHT subscribe for $3,000 – but how could you NOT subscribe when the prizes are closer to 10x that amount?

However, it can get tricky:

  • Google takes a dim view of anyone ‘buying’ links – it remains to be seen how they feel about people posting for a ‘chance’ only, but it’s a risky way to get a significant portion of your site’s links.
  • If you start the contest, and no one joins, you still have to pay out – so plan accordingly.
  • The ‘sweet smell of success’ comes when the ball starts gathering speed – which means if the prizes don’t increase, the site may not gain momentum, and the contest won’t do as much for you.
  • Prizes of course must match the audience. I was at a music site where the prizes was a guitar – but if they had instead offered makeup, they may have had fewer people go ahead (although I’m sure many would still have subscribed).
  • Lookieloos are a problem. Frankly, if people subscribe just for a contest, how soon after it ends do they unsubscribe? The end result may be a short burst of subscribers, then a mass exodus.
  • Contests need rules. In this litigious society, running a contest incorrectly can make someone mad – and cost you if they have a lawyer on tap. So making sure the contest runs legally means a little extra effort, and cost.

I’ll keep watching this to see how it fares – but remember that your ‘chance’ is one of many, and so visit (and sign up) because you enjoy the information primarily – not for a guaranteed ‘win’.

What’s In A (Domain) Name? Ask BigAssFans.com

For the award of ‘Most Memorable Domain Name since FatBrain’, I have to vote for BigAssFans.com

No, it’s not an adult website – it’s about about the Fan – the kind the turn really slow – but still suck up a lot of air.

I first heard about them when I was reading a report on Google Adwords, and liked how they promoted their brand. Even large (6-24 foot) fans need a little help getting sold – hence the domain name.

And like FatBrain.com, the name sticks in, well, the brain. Once you ‘get’ it, it’s hard to forget it.

The morale: when you consider a new domain name, come at it from a different direction and try picking one that just sounds a little different – the buzz that BigAssFans.com generated proves it’s time well spent.

Internet Marketing, Credibility and the ‘Oops’ Factor In Emails

I just received an email, in which another market apologized for not sending me the proper link to the video I need to see – but don’t worry, it’s in THIS email.

Or was it the sales page?

Or the free report?

The fact is, ‘oops’ is getting to be a big sales technique out there – and it needs to stop.

I have on occasion emailed people and forgot to get everything right – but I try hard to avoid it.

And it’s easy to avoid by simply sending a test email and checking it over.

So I’m left to believe this technique is for one reason only – to get people opening the emails.

One email might get missed – but two, no sirree.

However, when I get an email like this, I think one of two things (or both):

  • The sender was honest, and really made a mistake, which makes me wonder about the quality of what he’s promoting.
  • The sender is dishonest, and deliberately doing this – then I want nothing to do with this technique (or the marketer).

True, I won’t unsubscribe over this, but I will be watching him in the future. And I DO NOT follow the link.

So marketers, check your emails in advance – it’s possible you may not get more emails opened this way, but your recipients won’t feel scammed.

Of course, I may be a demographic of one – but I don’t think so. And that’s where YOU come in – comment and voice your opinion below, pro or con.

The Lure of That *F* Word

The word is FREE – extremely popular, yet often misused. How can you make free work for you, and what pitfalls do you need to avoid?

Obviously, free has a powerful lure. Think of it – how many times have you gone out of your way for something free? How many free downloads do you have? How many free calendars do you have from local stores, and how many free key chains, free stickers, free candies, and so on? I still have free pens and T-Shirts I’ve received years ago, but just can’t bear to part with them. Sound familiar?

But free has a negative side on the Internet – frankly, there’s just too much of it. And the quality is often poor. And it isn’t targeted well. And it isn’t really free. And it can really cost you! These are all important considerations, so let’s look at each in more detail:

Too Much. There are whole sites devoted to free things on the Web – not to mention the free software sites. If you have something free, it needs to stand out, or it won’t, well, stand out. So unless the free item really helps promote your site or goals, consider not using it – or getting something better.

Poor Quality. What about a freeware software program – could be nice, right? Not if it wreaks your registry, adds spyware, doesn’t uninstall easily, is hard to use, or a myriad of other things. And a lot of software does one or more of these things. So if you’re a software developer and want to advertise with free programs, respect the end user, and think carefully about ease of use.

Poor Targeting. Imagine a free graphic of a beautiful sea coast. Now where and where not would you expect such a free download? On a software site? Perhaps if it offers screen savers, but what if it sells zip tools? Obviously, free is better if it is targeted more exactly. Again, it should emphasize your site, not distract from it.

Not Really Free
. Ever seen a free download, and as you go to get it, you find you need to subscribe, or at least offer a name and email? A bit disappointing? I regularly refuse to download software that requires too much information, and I believe many others do, too. Free is that – free. These nearly free offers can be an excellent way to get newsletter or emailing addresses, but remember that if you ask for something, visitors will not consider it free. So expect a backlash if you emphasize it’s free, and then add a requirement!

These are important factors to consider. One more I’d like to talk about is that free often costs – big.

As an example, I’ve over the years offered free software on my other sites. Oddly enough, I would say the technical support I’ve given for these free programs is equal to or more than I’ve given for my ‘for sale’ software.

I often see forum postings from people offering free products. Free, useful – what more could anyone ask for? Yet after each new release of, a variety of letters appear, usually saying something like ‘I really like the new version, but if only it could…’.

I’ve never heard anyone explain adequately why this happens, but the end result is clear – unless you offer a quality free item, expect people to ask for more. And even then, expect to do more for them.

So what does all this mean for you? Think carefully about the free items you offer. Are they relevant to your product? Do they provide something useful? Are they a good reflection on your business? And is it going to cause people to ask ‘what if I could get more…?’

Free is a powerful tool. In discussing this, I don’t mean to sound negative (far from it – I still offer free products!). I believe free items generate interest, and are a great way for a company to stand out. Just keep in mind that free items are simply a tool towards your goal – acquiring and retaining customers.

Your clients want free (after all, who doesn’t), so it’s worthwhile to take the time to make sure that what you put out there is worthwhile – both for them and for you!